Jacob's California Dreaming

In response to The California "Conspiracy" raised by Jacob on his blog, I offer the following proof of his trip to San Fran. Our cameras clearly spotted him in front of the cable cars (only found in San Francisco)...

... and at the San Francisco Opera (an undeniable local landmark)...

... and in front of H&M during his all day shopping spree (a store not found in Las Vegas - the closest location being SAN FRANCISCO).

Nice try, Jache, but the whole "what happens here, stays here" thing only works for Vegas, not SF. So own up.