Second place?!

Keith and I are close. Wouldn't you agree? We're still best friends and talk on the phone and text multiple times a day while we're apart. I assumed that this meant that I am numero uno in his life AND on his phone bill. The other day I was sorting through the old mail on the counter and noticed something disturbing on Keith's T-Mobile statement. See exhibit A (if you can read this...)












I was all happy to see my name listed as #1 on Keith's myFavs (is that seriously what T-Mobile calls it?). And then I noticed that despite my number placement, I was *not* the person that Keith talked to the most. That title goes to his friend Kevin. And I wasn't even close. Keith talked to me 170 minutes and to Kevin 229 minutes! Ugh! I then checked his other phone statements to see if this had been a single fluke month. NOPE! Kevin is the all time winner. I could understand this if the statements had been during football season since Kevin is the Grand Poobah of Keith's fantasy football league and they talk constantly during the season. But this statement was from early December (aka "finals time"). Keith, Keith, Keith... I'm not going to accept the old "my phone was on silent" or "I was in the library" excuses for why you didn't answer my calls anymore. Kevin obviously gets through and so should I!!

I guess I can't feel too bad since Keith only talked to his brother, Joseph, 9 total minutes on that statement. Family first Keith!! ;)